Comic & Standup Routine

I'm Dead

No seriously, this is the best laugh. Best President ever. Guaranteed Elon will be rolling on the Persian rug, picking up fluff until we hang him.

Just Let Go

When The SHT Goes Down

 

When the sh*t Finally goes down. This is us, Anons 🤣 pic.twitter.com/Khn1PwW8BU

— MrsMainFrameDestroyer🐸 (@MrsMFDestroyer) May 12, 2023

Just so there's no confusion. I'm not an 'Anon'. I think I'm the only person who used their full name on the chans when the Q team were posting and not only was it noticed but I received a friendly warning.

In addition it's important to remind people that qanon is a media portmanteau and lazy nomenclature because the facts are very simple. There is Q - military psychological operation with Q clearance, team of no more than 10 probably closer to 6 with access to President Trump and the Oval Office during 45's term - and there are Anons. If I use the qanon post tag/label it's for unimpotant or flippant stuff like this. But if I'm dropping important information. It's just the Q label.

Now if you were really paying attention, Q clearance is the highest in the Department of Energy. Do you know who else had Q  clearance? Sam Brinton.

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There are no coincidences.

If I documented them all it would take a six thousand six hundred, and sixty six hours. It's the context that is almost impossible to outline. The timing, what was going on, what were the themes, what were the sequence of events leading up to to any drops in particular and so on and so forth.

Not of all of it was interesting. The mid-terms cheerleading had a different tonality and many say it was hijacked. I've written too much. I'm not the go-to expert, but every time I do cover the topic, the traffic goes up and it's not 'consumers' checking in. I can tell you that for nothing.

Here's the chief laying it out straight in simple language the uncommon man, can understand.

Tik Tok Jesus & Social Media Mentoring

I'm not unemployed. 

I'm unemployable.

Big difference.

It's The 144 Q-Ground-Crew

Thoughts For Mr Fluffington

The latest image-addition appeared and that's why and what, a good meme can be

Updated 18/11/22

Q ELON

Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in! pic.twitter.com/D68z4K2wq7

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 26, 2022

Wink to anons: pic.twitter.com/mjT4V0rtXj

— threesevens (@threesevens3) October 26, 2022

Shoo Shoo

When the queen's declining health was broadcast, I yelled at the radio, 'oh shut up she's been dead for ages'. How do I know that? It is a little bit of guesswork, but the revelation of the method was in play after her death and the numbers behind Philips delayed death-announcement were statistically stratospheric, so that was a home run just by applying common sense. I'm glad I didn't write that post. It can get tricky when the state starts weirding out and these are after all just opinions. Just because we leak the future in our language doesn't mean it's a conspiracy against anyone in particular.

I did draft this tweet two days before she died but never sent it. 

At the funeral, the Pallbearers (From Salisbury, home of Operation Conifer which forced Wiltshire Chief Constable Mike Veale to resign rather than accept both the truth and reality about Ted Heath) and the coffin were somewhat like We Don't Say His Name's funeral. The flag wasn't ironed properly, positioned correctly and the pallbearers from time to time were all over the show. They are facing in different directions. This is categorically not what is demanded by the military for a once in a lifetime Royal occasion. You can see for yourself.

Bearer Party, to the pub - quick march. Bearer Party, lift tankard. Bearer party, down beer. You’ve earned it.

— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) September 19, 2022

I know the media and celebrities say the opposite of what's really going on these days, but I spotted the mistakes before Stephen Fry told the British Sheeple what to praise and what to ignore. It's a sore point with me of late, as I've noticed the double vaxxed and boosted just repeat what they are told irrespective of what their own eyes and ears are telling them. 

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984

Update: On reflection Stephen's choice of words indicate to me he was tweeting under duress. This post might add light to the topic.

Later on, we caught our first video images of the new King, and he was being uncharacteristically snippy in public. Sausage fingers to my mind was dealing with mildly uncooperative staff. Bear with me because it's subtle. The first clip is frustrated get this off the desk. I need space to sign papers. 

All information fits the schema I've outlined many times here. It's not boring but it is predictable, because most people can't tell the difference between reality, a script and a movie set. My eyes are peeled for that as default.

I have no choice.

For the double vaxxed and boosted who barely notice anything subtle and granular in anomalous details, it's a case of believe what celebrities tell them, which is ironic as another rapper prematurely died yesterday.

These people are self-selecting Darwinian awards AND think they're smart.

Look I'm not saying Beckham uses a stunt-double, but if he did, would you make him wait in the queue for 10 hours to see an empty box or would you personally wait in line?

Enjoy the show.

How To Hide An Empire

Humorous memes aside, I learned more interesting info in and from this discussion than anything I can recall in a while. 

His moon landing thesis is hysterical. For every floorboard of Empire, he misses the croaking of it.

They Know Where Things Are @ B&Q

I'd heard of Half Man, Half Biscuit but to listen was unexpected to say the least.

Hilarious.

I howled with laughter. 

The intimacy with Annie Lennox

Genius

Inflation

Joe Biden on The Ukraine

If I'm not mistaken, this is Joe Biden not Sleepy Joe.

Heather McDonald Collapses on Stage After Boasting About Vaccines

I wouldn't normally post this kind of schadenfreude, but a lot of people are boasting about vaccinating their children as if it's normal, when there's no scientific reason in the world to and frankly it's distressing considering the risks. 

Heather strikes me as a guy in drag making jokes about periods, which is about as funny as cancer.

A further irony is that she's close to and works with 'comedienne' Chelsea Handler who has also been hospitalized and unable to continue her show 'Vaccinated & Horny'.

The clip reminds me of top Luciferian Oprah falling on stage.

Rhymes With Creams