Sunday, 26 February 2012

A Religious Cock Fight - Free Entry For Cocks & Fighters






Negative E.T. came to Earth and eventually became bored with stirring up wars over resources and revenge. After a few millenia of betting on which side would win they set up the Abrahamic faiths and placed a bet that would be settled two thousands years in the future. No longer interested in being on the winning side of brute force they wanted to know who would have the most seductive religion that the humans would give their their lives and souls for.

It wasn't hard to send down an angel to whisper words of unforgettable poetry into Mohammed's head that the illiterate but pious shepherd would remember while meditating in his cave. It was just as easy to send down the shadowy figure of Melchizidek and direct the Judaism that spawned Christianity. In fact it was so easy that when tweaking the game meant rule changes while the game was in play, the dopey monkey hardly raised a question and ploughed on with fighting for the E.T. seeded Gods, their one and only true God that promised the winner with the real estate spoils of Jerusalem, Mecca and Rome and a badge that said "I was right' and VIP tickets to heaven.

And so here we are with a self fulfilling prophecy and hints of advanced technology time travel tweaking. It looks like an axis of evil shit fight by the U.S. Israel and Saudi Arabia representing a triangulated face-off between the three Abrahamic faiths of Christianity, Judaism and Islam. The only way we can win is if we don't turn up for war on behalf of the planetary oligarch, their elite officials and E.T lieutenants in the shape of ancient bloodlines consistently represented at the highest levels of society over millennia.

It's a cock fight and they get off on it. 


Don't be a cock.