'King Charles III' was swapped out some time ago for prince sausage fingers. Camilla is his handler and both their days are numbered.
This information unlike much that is being, and will continue to be revealed in the coming months and years will not be placed in the public domain, as the British publics hypnotism (and international bigotry) with and by the Royal family is such that if it was made known, it would induce a mass psychotic event that would endanger everyone's safety. For once it's a good idea this needs to be kept secret.
This is the only time to my knowledge that 'for reasons of national security' has ever been necessary as well as the truth.
Message received and fully comprehended. Sitreps not subject to bias.
