Monday 27 February 2012

The Northrop Grumman Drone Helicopter (America Fuck Yeah)

The new Northrop Grumman MQ-8B Fire Scout is an unmanned autonomous helicopter developed for use by the United States armed security business to provide reconnaissance, situational awareness, and precision targeting support. The Fire Scout can stay in the air much longer than manned helicopters and can fly at a range of up to 150 miles from  its home base.  The Fire Scout flew 18 hours in a single day.  Fire Scouts are remotely controlled by operators on-board U.S. Navy ships.  The FS is ideal for taking out endless groups of white collar demonics on their daily commute to and from the NSA or the Pentagon™. Workers in blue collar industries demanding union rights are considered an ideal target too.

Citizens of the United States have voiced concerns that after a TSA pat down they too could be exposed to the hell bent fire power of the Fire Scout which comes fully loaded with power missiles, though a spokesman for the military industrial complex at FOX News scoffed at the idea saying 'they'd never do that unless it was to protect freedoms'.

The fully loaded Northrup Grunman helicopter comes packed out and bulging with every imaginable collateral damage option backup resource and intuitive intelligence system pre-emptive striking abilities with a full money back guarantee for any dissatisfied customers.

The Northrop Grumman drone helicopter is never happier than when patrolling coastal cities off the Eastern Seaboard of the U.S. but is most geared up to putting in unimaginably long days off the West Coast, hovering at ominous levels over silicon valley cities, while taking in iPhone location-details of individuals who have blogged or tweeted information that is against the interests of the people who build and sell the Northrup Grunmen drone helicopter. God bless America and American taxpayers. Fucking awesome.