If only I did get that email in the screen grab above, but I've been looping round that circuit for too long now and nothing gets resolved.
I'll put a hundred pounds into a charity of any reader's choosing if anyone can get a human being from twitter to contact me. The auto response isn't sophisticated enough to handle a stolen account with the default email reset. Only a human can solve the problem, but it's been nearly ten days now that I've been locked out.
It's not the account that feels cheated from me.. It's a free service and I can live without it as I do use Plurk and Jaiku and a bunch of others. It's the 800 or so people who wont know that it's not me Tweeting at some point about the ladyboy incident that Sam had in Bangkok on his visit here, and which I have pledged not to ever mention again.
OK well that's categorically not true but you get my drift. (Sam was the most popular person I've ever witnessed pay a visit to the City of Angels and I'm still getting broken heart phone calls on the spare SIM from the fan club he whipped up on his visit. Quite remarkable it was to witness. Made me feel old too)
Sorry folks for any DM's that seem to be ignored on my Twitter account, but I don't get them sent to me since the default email has been changed. It's out of my hands. Many of you have tried to help and I appreciate that very much. Really I do.
Update: Coincidentally I see Ian has posted about the need for humans on websites over at his blog.
I'm hoping that today is going to be the day when a long overdue tattoo is put in place. More on that later I hope.