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Bugging Out & Exposing Myself

Years ago in the steamy tropics, post-shower and barely draped in a towel, I lounged on my townhouse's first-floor balcony, sparking up a joint in a flimsy white plastic chair-shielded from the midday blaze, doing sweet nada.

Then, bam! This alien bug dive-bombs in, a total freakshow I'd never clocked before. Gobsmacked at first, I shifted to full-on fascination, staring it down. Unbeknownst to me, my weed-fueled vibes were beaming pure cosmic love its way. Pot's got that hippie magic, right?

We locked eyes for minutes, me mentally cooing sweet nothings, channeling good juju. Until-wham!-lightning-quick and with zero chill, the critter launches onto my towel like a desperate ex. I explode upward in sheer panic, towel plummeting, flashing the whole damn street my modestly equipped birthday suit. Mortified, I bolt indoors, slap on some clothes, and eventually, after the heart beat explosion, I tip toed cautiously back out. My upended chair? Now its regal perch, as captured in the photo.

Turns out, I'd accidentally wooed the poor luv, a rare interspecies flirtation. High praise from a bug, though? But the evening's plot thickened: As I hit the sack and flicked the light, there it was, the Cerambycidae Lamiinae Aristobia Horridula (let's call her Horri for short), glued to the doorframe glass, pining away and peering inside the room at me. Spooky, funny, and a tad flattering-but nope, not crossing that line.

Come morning, Horri had ghosted. She'd invested hours in this crush, teaching me: Even bugs get the horn for love. (Pro tip: Aristobia horridula's a longhorn beetle from Southeast Asia-fierce looks, harmless vibes. Nature's goth heart crush.)

The Shining

Peanut Butter & Jelly

Republican Melts & The Evolving Science of Gas Ovens

Shake it don't break it CFXAOC

Literally the funniest thing a politician has ever said. AOC the person depicted here is adorable. You can tell her I said that. I would in a heartbeat and it's mostly psychobabble but is it too funny to be accidental?

I'd like to know

It's Over - Conspiracy No More

I don't think Alec Baldwin is smiling now, but I am.

Elon Musk Launders Bari Weiss. Gets Booed With Chappelle

It's a tricky question, but in fairness to to Dave Chappelle (and EL who is innocent till proven otherwise), he did drag the laser pQinter directly to the misnomer, known as The JQ to avoid censorship. This is amply dramatized in a Chappelle sketch on Kanye's Holocaust Denial

It's very funny 

Enjoy the show.

Oops DEFCON over here

Update: 28/03/23

They Know Where Things Are @ B&Q

I'd heard of Half Man, Half Biscuit but to listen was unexpected to say the least.

Hilarious.

I howled with laughter. 

The intimacy with Annie Lennox

Genius

Inflation

It's The BBG (Big Bald Gammon), Not The BBC

Richie Allen is a terrific radio journalist. 

I don't always agree with him (who gives a fuck what the dumbed down media say, I research what I want to know), but last night after a few days of long hours, I finally got to bed about 3am and even at 4am I was cracked up in bed. 

When Richie wants to be funny, he can turn it on like a tap. It's just that usually he's quite serious and incisive.

Not this show though.

The sketch where two Chinese takeaways get talking to each other is off-the-charts funny, and there are few pleasures better than being too amused to sleep, irrespective of how tired we might be.

The Obscenity of George HW Bush

George Bush Sr was a straight up Luciferian.

Update:

What's Wrong With Macron?

The best cure for globalist puppets is a good laugh.

FBI Lefties

Powerful.

It's Funny How

I find it remarkable how comprehensively the Democrats, DoJ and FBI have played into Trump's hands over the Nunes memo. By conspicuously trying to hide information they have aligned themselves against the public, drawn suspicion and imbued the memo with totemic power.

— Julian Assange ⌛ (@JulianAssange) February 1, 2018

Kung Fu Hustle - 2004

Kung Fu Hustle has to be the best example of a film that has local themes, but is flat-out globally funny. 

Well, OK it might not make sense to a North Korean or Arctic Circle dweller but it is a hoot, and I'm surprised it took me 13 years to get round to seeing as I recall buying the DVD in Bangkok when it was released.

I'm A Russian Agent

Every day the media's reputation tanks a little more and memes have been the most powerful weapon in that fight. This is ironic given that memes are primarily an advertising trick of combing text with visuals. 

Pewdiepie - Dropped by Disney

The biggest Youtube star has been dropped by Disney for doing a satirical piece that mocked the internet's ability to hire Indians to do anything through a company called Fiverr. Naturally the fake media ignored the context and positioned it as anti Semitic, though they've shot themselves in the foot. 

There are now 6 Million Youtube people subscribers to Pewdiepie who just got woke on who runs the media. I believe the number of subscribers has been interfered with but you get the picture.

Brilliant Trolling #Pizzagate

Brilliant Trolling. It's all good. The real, the fake the funny. You can't stop an idea whose time has come. Next stop #MindControl #MK Ultra. It's all related. As I will demonstrate.

Woman Rages Over Extra McRib

Goats Yelling Like Humans

Unmissable. Unsettling.